Football Season is Over: 8.4 Million New Yorkers Suddenly Realize New York City A Horrible Place To Live

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NEW YORK—At 4:32 p.m. Tuesday, every single resident of New York City decided to evacuate the famed metropolis, having realized it was nothing more than a massive, trash-ridden hellhole that slowly sucks the life out of every one of its inhabitants.

With audible murmurs of “This is no way to…

Source: The Onion

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